The things you do for the youth.
- The word “abstinence” makes you cringe.
- Your (not-so-secret) love is Theology of the Body.
- Sometimes you forget that other people are uncomfortable talking about anal sex in public.
- Duct tape makes you think of oxytocin.
- You actually think syphilis is kind of cool.
- Popular depictions of virgins make you want to throw a brick at someone’s face.
- You’re constantly resisting the urge to shout things like, “Your body has dignity!” after people who are scantily clad.
- You’ve printed out Fight the New Drug‘s Fighter Pledge and posted it on your wall.
- The phrase “safe sex” is such a glaring contradiction that you lose hope in people when they buy into it.
- The idea of practicing NFP is thrilling.
- When people try to dismiss the seriousness of porn, you dismiss their sanity.
- You get way too enthusiastic when talking about how great married sex is.
- Word choice is even more critical to maintaining a focused audience than in any other form of youth ministry.
- More teenagers know about your sexual history than your favorite color.
- Although, a substantial number of teens do know your favorite color.
- You can spew STD facts like it’s nobody’s business.
- JPII, Chris West, Jason and Crystalina Evert, and Matt Fradd are your homies.
- You know all too well the awkwardness of seeing a student outside of class and not knowing how to interact with them because all you’ve ever talked to them about is sex.
- You can trace most of the world’s problems back to a misunderstanding of the word “love,” and to the Sexual Revolution.
- Speaking of the Sexual Revolution…WHAT ON EARTH WAS ALL THAT?!
- You consider discussing cervical mucus to be a professional conversation.
- The same is true of masturbation.
- Reading this list is not making you uncomfortable.
- You are incredibly mentally prepared to give “the Talk” to your own kids one day. (Emotions are a different story.)
- Based on your search history, the NSA probably thinks you’re a raging sex addict.
- People think you’re crazy for talking about sex for a living, but wouldn’t have it any other way.
I am not a chastity educator… but i totally relate to every one of these. haha
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